You know you are in NS for too long when:


- When you say "Gather!" when all you wanted is to get your friends to come foward

- You reject or refuse to pick up phone calls with the no. 675 at the beginning

- You start saying vulgarities even when you are happy. "WTF, Really meh, Song boh!"

- You go out with your friends and you say, today same SOP lah, go arcade first...

- You roll on the ground in laughter when you see people wearing the army admin shirt in public. " Wah piang, he want to report sick itzit?"

- When your dad asks you to run an errand for him, you whine to your mom. " Wah lau,why he always arrow me one?"

- You learnt to how to act busy.

- You learnt how to throw "smoke bomb" (Disappear when help is needed)

- You realise that acting blur is probably the smartest thing you ever do in NS.

- You realise that rank doesn't matter, its how early your ORD date that really matters " Commander so what? Respect my ORD hor"

- You learnt how to "STUN" people's stuff stun: to steal or to presume it yours

- You tried all the different brands of instant cup noodles in singapore(For stay-in personnel only)